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A) tell you why I befriended you.
B) associate you with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, etc..
C) tell you something I like about you.
D) tell you a memory I have of you.
E) ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
F) tell you my favorite picture of yours.
G) in return, you must post this in your journal.

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Stolen from ILU!

Name:
Mark. Just Mark. Like Madonna.

Nicknames:
Mark. See Above

Age:
M: What's this?
Dark: You know what this is, dip.
M: Hey, FUCK YOU.
D: You Would.

Do you shave:
Once in awhile

If yes, where:
Face.

Favorite thing about your body:
What's not to like?

Least favorite thing about your body:
My pinki toe on my left foot. It looks weird.

If you could fill a pool with anything but not sell the contents (so you couldn't like fill it with pogs and make a fortune), what would you fill it with?
Rum. Lost o'rum. And women. Rum and women.

Least favorite present recieved:
Women's underwear
D:He lies.

Hair colour:
Red.

Favourite soup:
Tomato.

Favorite song:
"I Wanna Be Sedated" By The Ramones

Favorite Pokemon:
M:Whut?
D: You remember, the little creatures that were very popular, once upon a time. Like Pikachu
M: Whut?
D: Ass.

Why?
Why what? What's your problem?

Favorite car:
My '86 Jeep, with a few tweaks.

Unicycle, bicycle or tricycle?
Bicycle, why?

What beverage, other than water, do you drink most?
Rum.

What is your strangest hobby?
M: Shooting the wings off flies.
D:Since when can you do that?

What's the least edible thing you have eaten?
A record. Do Not Ask.

Do you write poetry? If yes, what's it like? If no, give it a whirl, right here.
M:No. I refuse.
D:Because you have no muse?
M:Fuck YOU

What do your underpants look like?
Boxers. Usually silk

What part of your body would you get a tattoo of a salamander drinking coffee on if you had to get a tattoo of a salamander drinking coffee?
My tail bone.

What's your favorite part about visiting the laundromat?
The smell.

Do you trim your nose hair? Do you find it offensive when people with excessive nose hair do not?
Where are you going with this question?

If after you died someone took your bones and made them into a musical instrument, what kind of musical instrument would you want it to be?
Creepy. I'd say drumset, prolly.

Which historical figure would you like to ride horsey-back?
George Washington, hands down.

If there was a curse that turned everyone who wasn't dancing into a cello, what kind of dance would you do?
The Thriller. What else?

Are you a tiger in bed?
Wanna find out?

Are you living below the poverty line?
Technically, I'm not living.

Are your knees below the poverty line?
Technically I don't have knees.

Would you play hopskotch?
With children, if they asked me to.

If you were elected President of Earth, would you make any amendments to the laws of physics?
Yes. No gravity. I HATE Gravity.

Where do you think is the ideal place to go kite-flying?
A park.

Are your nipples perky?
...Why?

If you could have any one object come to life and be your pet (such as a walking table, a walking action figure, a walking skyscraper, etc.), what would it be?
D: Batman Pez Dispenser.
M:I'm Taking the quiz, NOT YOU
D: Then say it
M:....Batpez.
D:HA!

What did you think of this survey?
It was a waste of time.